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FALSE he would be one of the Libertarian-Republican hybrids. :O

Wait who is this guy? He looks super familiar to me but I can’t put a name to him :O

Malfoy: This candidate is ridiculous.

I had like 3 ragestrokes watching the Planned Parenthood witch hunt hearing. DO NONE OF THESE PEOPLE KNOW HOW HEALTHCARE FACILITIES WORK? I’m just waiting for the day that one of these candidates can accurately describe what a healthcare facility does and how referrals work.

The other day I went to the Mediterranean version of Chipotle. SO GOOD.

This is only somewhat related, but someone finally forced me to watch the music video for Save Dat Money. I literally screamed “YAS” when the lady plugged Planned Parenthood instead of promoting her personal business.

I guess he meant, “They ARE not actresses” (present tense emphasized), but it comes off as an insult that way, especially since most people would say it like, “They’re not actresses anymore”.

Didn’t they also try to get away with using “Navaho” on their clothes? Is that a play on the phonetic sound of the “j” in Navajo, or is it a play on the word “ho”?

I wanted to be Sailor Jupiter too!! But that LYING Buzzfeed quiz told me that I was Chibi/Mini Moon. WTF

LOL I love Sailor Mars in all of her portrayals. This screenshot is from the new tv series and I think all of us Jezzies would relate:

Never give up on your dreams!!

Orange is my favorite color, too!! And Minako and Artemis’s relationship was the best.

To be fair, when I was a kid, I wanted to be an artist, then an astronaut, then a lawyer, then a doctor, and then a Sailor Scout.

I’d just like to take this moment to cry about how no one will see the new Star Wars with meeeeeeee.

You know Joe Russo? ASK HIM WHY MARVEL WON’T LET BUCKY AND STEVE KISS.

If it was....that is some excellent shade.

BTW, is she going to pass that Instagram handle onto next year’s winner?

I have literally never heard of this thing before. WHAT OTHER APPARENTLY COMMON TRADITIONS HAVE I MISSED?? *panics with the little girl*

Now’s a good time to bring up Karl Lagerfeld’s “Paris-Shanghai” video, starring only white people has Chinese people. I think the original has been taken down, but here’s a screenshot: