I think the biggest red flag is what’s shown in the picture: nobody is working. That’s when “new” construction becomes “ongoing” construction.

Put your ice bucket filled with ice in the fridge if you need to put food in there. Even if the fridge is just a “cooler”, problem solved.

There are 100 nightmare tenants to every 1 bad landlord. Which one are you more likely to be with those odds?

Drivers who wave YOU on, even though THEY have the right of way. They think they’re being courteous, but potentially could be causing an accident by playing traffic cop. Just follow the normal rules of right-of-way!

If you want an amazing vacation on the water, charter a sailboat instead. Then you go where you want to go, on your schedule, only with people you want to hang out with. Instead of docking in tourist traps, you anchor off deserted beaches all to yourself.

I went to a yard sale, pointed at their lawn and said, “if you get all this junk off it, I’ll take it”.

Yes! I have never understood why 90% of the drivers out there adjust their mirrors so that they’re watching their quarter panel. What do they think is going to happen to their own car, and what would they be able to do about it? “Whew! The back end of my car is still there. I thought it might have fallen off without…

the Linux Kernel

“Student Driver” stickers. If it is an actual old sticker from a driver’s ed car, and you’re still a teenager, maybe it’s cool? But when 30-somethings are driving around with store-bought ones, it’s massively L A M E.

I agree on the cookies. Especially the Dark Chocolate Covered Peppermint Joe Joe’s in the box obliterate anything that anybody puts out in the “two chocolate cookies with white filling in the middle” variety.

Raiders of the Lost Ark. I was 6 years old. Melting faces. Enough said.