the wall was just a metaphor

You can’t bully the truth.

At the same time, he’s not going to critique every utterance of this so-called president, because...you know, this one is white.

The biggest problem with this logic is that, if it keeps Owens out once, it should keep him out forever.

In history books, this period of time must go down as the What The Fuck Is Going On-era. Also, not looking forward to helping my kids with their history homework when it gets to the Pee Chapter.

Being asked your views on the American president as a prerequisite for entry??

How nice would it have been to have woken up today with an alternative President instead?

The whole “drain the swamp” premise would be more compelling if he hadn’t filled his Cabinet with billionaires

It’s fair to say that so far the only entertainment they’ve been able to get for Trump’s inauguration is a cross burning.

Hello! It’s me, Steve Harvey. I do government now. Will this bode well for our country?

Something about Steve Harvey starring together with Ben in a new sitcom that’ll be directed by Donald Trump and produced by White America.

lol

You know what... move all 32 teams to LA. I don’t care. Just let the players smoke weed and wear fun cleats and celebrate touchdowns.

I’m taking it with a grain of salt

Trump doesn’t even want this job at all! The only reason he ran was because his factory in China made to many red hats.

Republicans think Trump should be president and it’s marijuana that’s dangerous. Hilarious.

They should’ve chosen a federal wildlife refuge. And been white. And ranted a lot about Obama.

he thought the Ku Klux Klan was “OK, until he learned that they smoked marijuana.