I assumed he meant there were so many smart phone camera flashes going off that it was like a strobe light. There's probably a strobe light iPhone though so I could be wrong.

Heck yeah! I even put bike shorts under my own casual dresses so I don't have to worry about how I'm sitting or moving.

My daughter wore a lot of knit dresses and leggings when she was little. It was super comfy for play, probably even more comfortable than jeans and a T-shirt would've been.

I don't know your girlfriend but I would love to hear my husband's stories of masturbation mishaps. He claims not to have any but I think he's just embarrassed. I know he masturbates and he knows I do too but he is uncomfortable talking about it. I, on the other hand, am totally fine with announcing that I am locking…

Maybe they don't taste good? If they have a belly of half digested toxic leaves maybe they themselves become toxic to predators? Dunno, and I'm too sloth-like to google it.

You are the sloth whisperer!!!

I get the Phantom Pee smell in my bathroom sometimes too. I have even gone and cleaned up all over the place in our small powder room trying to find the source of the smell and been unsuccessful. It's not there all the time so it must be a bowl missing issue but I can't figure out exactly where the stray urine is.

In my experience it won't matter if you just come out and say it like that, he will still not think that he's the problem. Just like everyone thinks they are perfect drivers, no man ever thinks he's less than a perfect pee-er.

I didn't really get a chance to eat at my wedding so I just made sure to not really drink either. It's not that hard. Unless you are a child bride you should be able to drink (or not drink) like a sane adult.

This is why we skipped the garter toss completely. Didn't want to risk it going off the rails like I'd seen at other family weddings.

Dress shopping was really the only fun part of wedding planning. I'm occasionally tempted to leave my wedding ring at home and just spend an afternoon trying on fancy dresses with my girlfriends just for fun.

I don't mean to say that I think he should be getting paid. I just mean that I can understand where he's coming from feeling a little hurt that this thing he helped create is going on without him.

I can see him getting a little bent out of shape that money is going to be made off of something he was a part of but this time he's not getting paid.

I think I lost a full 24 hours of my life the weekend I was introduced to those videos.

I think I lost a full 24 hours of my life the weekend I was introduced to those videos.

This is exactly what is happening to mine. However, for the price I can buy a new one every year for six years or I can get a vitamix. I have think mine actually went two years of near daily use before the seal started leaking so that gives me 12 years. (Mine is the Nutra Bullet version.)

This is exactly what is happening to mine. However, for the price I can buy a new one every year for six years or I…

Pretty sure Miss Manners would say that you should get naked and disoriented too so as not to make your new friend uncomfortable about his situation.

I totally agree and we have similar conversations both with him and with my daughter.

That's actually a good idea. My son is only 10 so little young for that but I do worry about how to make sure he doesn't grow into one of these boys. I will be storing this idea in the back of my head for when he is a little older.

So it's like a fancier version of the Wii Fit?

A warning is always a good idea. Even if it's someone you've been with forever and you know they are ok with you finishing in their mouth it's still good to give a heads up before it happens.