Last time I was at Arby's they were selling bottles of both sauces. I have no idea if it was a limited time thing or if they are available at grocery stores (and I'm too lazy to google it) but keep an eye out and maybe you'll see them.

Last time I was at Arby's they were selling bottles of Arby's sauce and horsey sauce. You can take them home and out them on everything!

That was my thought/question. I could see sending him home with a note saying he's in violation of the dress code and he has until the end if the week to fix it. Still wouldn't be ok because religion but that would give the parents time to explain and/or the school to get its head out of its ass.

When my cat was a tiny kitten he would snuggle down in my tops like that and sleep. It was very cute!

And unfortunately that's why they are not going to name names. They still have to live and work in that world.

I like to imagine that her sons are completely mortified by her and wish she would sit down and shut up.

I was thinking just burn down the neighborhood and then salt the land but your solution is more thorough. I think we should go with your idea.

I guess I could see it if that used to be a child's bedroom and now the child has grown up and moved out. Perhaps five bedrooms made sense years ago when kids were young but now it is an empty nest?

I'm surprised someone hasn't invented some sort of public relations finishing school for famous people. Your agent or record company or whoever would be able to send you there and they would teach you important things like "no matter what you think you must not say some things out loud" and then they would teach you…

Gerbils everywhere are crying. Toilet paper rolls are both a hiding place and a chew toy for them.

This is not only removed my desire for lunch it is also killed my desire for sex. It should not be possible for a list of sex acts to be this unsexy.

How did she even meet this person in the first place? Did she call up a shelter and order up one reasonably photogenic homeless teen? It doesn't really seem like she and homeless teens would show up at the same parties or events to meet otherwise.

I read the description and thought it sounded like a fun place and I would like to go there. Of course I'm also a Packers fan... Do you think if I brought my own helmet they would let me join in the head smashing ritual?

I have a share too. It is cool to hang on my wall and it is fun to say that I am an owner. That's all I was looking to get out of it so I am happy.

Obviously the family did not care enough to make sure she had a nurse or family member to stay with her at her gate until her plane took off. Maybe they also thought it was the airline's responsibility to put her in a cab when she got to her destination?

The up side is that your skin will look younger for a lot longer. I'm a pasty white 40 but look much younger than my friends who could tan since I was always slathering on the SPF 500.

It does not sound like this woman should be traveling alone.

I've actually read about this sort of thing before at zoos in the US. I don't remember if the issue was that their hormones go wonky all the time anyway or what but apparently panda reproduction is still quite a mystery to us humans.

You make a good point. I think my old maternity clothes are still in a box in the basement. Hmm...

I want to know why they are still endangered. I mean, they are smart enough and adaptable enough to figure this out. How come they can't adapt themselves off the endangered species list?