So how do you hook up with someone on Craigslist and not get axe murdered. Asking for a friend... Uh... I promise!

I'm a cis woman so I'm really just learning and trying to understand from the outside. That said, I would imagine that if you are a person trying to figure out your gender identity and the accepted language keeps changing out from under you that could just add to any possible confusion. I think if I were finally…

"it only adds alcohol to a drink"

I did not know that, thank you. I still vote for vodka over champagne though just based on the god-awful champagne hangover headache I had years ago.

Studies have actually shown that chewing gum helps people focus and concentrate. Unfortunately my ADD child is in braces right now so no gum for her. :(

But how does something this silly even get to the Supreme Court? Shouldn't a lower court rule "LOL, no" and then the Supreme Court refuse to hear Hobby Lobby's appeal?

It is also important to remember that in many places you and most if not all of the members of your unit all live on the same base. This means that you and your coworkers are each other's neighbors and social group. Think of it like a very small town. Everybody knows everybody and you socialize with each other and…

Yes, even if it was someone who was in no way related to the military you could still be punished. It is unlikely that you would be punished but it is possible.

LOL! I was thinking it was an unusual way to spend his retirement but perhaps he was an avid swimmer and I had just not know that before.

Every time I see him mentioned on Jezebel I think you're talking about former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay. This usually leaves me confused for several seconds before I figure it out.

Wasn't it bleeding? It seems like there would be lots of blood to go with that. I would think that seeing blood would convince him he was hurt but then again, booze....

Do studies really say that younger women have more positive attitudes about their bodies? Objectively my body was "better" when I was 20 than it is now at 40. My attitude about my body is much more positive now though. Pregnancy, childbirth, and the perspective that comes with time have given me a much deeper…

Would it also cover erectile dysfunction? Or is that more of a warranty issue than an insurance issue?

But don't women live in Michigan? And don't they vote?? Are there really women out there that think this is OK? I know that some people are so anti-abortion that they don't think it should be allowed in any circumstances but most anti-abortion people usually support exceptions for rape and incest. I really can't get…

You can't win with that sort of thing. We kind of wanted to ask my best friend's boyfriend to be in the wedding party but they hadn't been dating all that long so we decided not to. Wouldn't want to risk them breaking up and then best friend's ex being all over our wedding pics right?

I think she meant that he renewed this licence in his late 90s and the new licence didn't expire until he was 106. I like your version better though. :)

Obviously those are the wrong things to say but what is the right thing? The best I can come up with right now is "I'm glad you feel comfortable telling me this" but that makes it seem like it's something to keep secret or be ashamed of. I have never had this conversation in real life. All of the gay/lesbian people…

Heck, my kids think the corded phone we keep around for emergencies is strange. All phones are cordless in their world.

Maybe she will give up her human habitat and go to live with him among the monkeys? It could be like some kind of messed up monkey romantic comedy.

But it's a lose/lose situation. The monkey might actually have been happier with a responsible human caretaker after imprinting on this woman BUT this woman proved she is not a responsible human caretaker when she chose to adopt a monkey and try to treat it like a human child. (Leaving a kid in the car while shopping…