I couldn’t agree with you more. These “portrait of a Trump voter” think pieces are no longer brave or compelling. They’re boring and overdone and obvious, and worst of all, they falsely bolster the wave of support that Trump has over his own base as some sort of bucolic piece of Americana. These people are not lovely…

I know it’s a tired exercise at this point but bear with me...

You’re not interesting because you jerked off in front of women for decades. Why does that mean I have to listen to you? Why does that make you interesting. You didn’t get your career ruined by a vindictive creep. You spent 20 years harassing your colleagues and threatening them with retaliation and now I gotta…

You would know trash, trash.

Did you notice how Putin’s Bitch kept tapping his finger tips together? What could’ve been going on within the shallow recesses of his “big” brain?

It’s like some weird hall monitor instinct. These are definitely the kind of people who, as schoolchildren, made lists of anyone who “misbehaved” while a substitute teacher was in charge so that they could tattle to the regular teacher. These are the kind of people who justify the treatment of migrant children as…

So what the fuck is the individual citizen to do? I’ve lived beneath the poverty line most of my goddamn life and I’ve barely enough resources to support my family. I live in AK (a Red state) so I know that my phone call to Murkowski was just a waste and the only thing I’m doing when I argue with my Red neighbors is…

Well for many WASPS they love animals and hate most people.

The Trump “liberals need safe spaces” and “fuck your feelings” crowd is the biggest group of snowflakes out there

If I have to be forced to breath the same air in supermarkets, restaurants, & airplanes with a bunch of fucking DOGS, you can all shut the fuck up about peanuts.

Maybe because the lead actress who the show is named for spends her non-working hours spreading hateful lies about minorities and others, and is then congratulated by the President himself. Hard to avoid politics in this case.

This president is having problems with someone named Stormy so he hires someone named Sunshine?

Except it really, really isn’t. I’ll admit there are some solid jokes going on, but it just wasn’t The Muppets, it didn’t have the anarchic, vaudevillain, batshit insane energy the Muppets should have. Where were the random explosions? Where were the absurd one off jokes? The fourth wall breaking meta humor? The…

“Any guy that talked that way was usually the fattest, ugliest S.O.B. in the room.”

And why is someone who uses sex toys automatically sketchy? You can take your sexual regressivism and fuck right back off to the 1950s where you and it belong.

But if a significant percent of men already consider women to be nothing more than sex dolls....then...???

I know it seems like a waste, but the Center for Studying Really Obvious Shit does important work.

Congratulations. You’ve reduced the term “bullying” to meaninglessness.

We aren’t talking about “the masses.” We’re talking about the author of this article. Since you seem to need a refresher:

Unfunny people have to stick together, huh?