Speaking as a Christian.

Those monsters. They deserve the the strictest possible punishment the NCAA has: A small reduction in scholarships and a short-term bowl ban that could be reconsidered shortly.

Also, if you want to cry again, think about this.

I NEED THIS SPECTACULAR FACE EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE. BRIENNE4EVER.

(to the tune of LMFAO’s “Shots”, ft. Lil’ Jon)

Susan Sarandon isn’t without problems, but damn if I’m not here for this.

I have to assume that the person she is talking to on the phone at the beginning is also the person she was talking to on the phone at the beginning of “Love Don’t Cost a Thing.” 15 years later and she’s still dealing with this motherfucker.

Alright, ‘fess up: who brought the racist POS troll out of the grays?

People, please start believing that health care IS the miracle God sent you.

I mean I watched the whole the whole thing, and even though intellectually what they were saying had merit. Jami and Amber weren’t there to talk about how about colorism and how damaging it can be. They were there to continue to bully and harass ju ju bee under the disguise of elevated conversation. Cause they were…

Jubilee was my favorite contestant in a long time. She has a super interesting life, and she is a little rough around the edges and not as well practiced as the other girls, which made her really interesting to watch. She’s also Sgt. Jubilee now so haters to the left.

This can’t die soon enough. To both “Damn Daniel” and swatting.

Something tells me that people who listen to today’s country music are going to eat this shit up like candy.

This is wonderful, thank you for sharing it.

^{Hah. I had a guy on OKC try to talk me into going to an informational meeting about his “revoluationary business.” Apparently the business was legit, but the meeting was at a University of Phoenix facility. Hard Pass.}

OH MY GOD HOW DID I NOT KNOW THAT. Googling immediately.

This is possibly the most humorless thing I’ve read in a while. “#Adulting” is obviously a joke, meant to be taken as such. Most of the time I see it, it’s used by the person saying it to skewer themselves for being childish or lazy, not to garner praise.

Good.

I’m more of a Harvester International than John Deer girl, but this farmer rocks.