“12 years ago, twin brothers and PhD historians Frank and Bill Watson inherited a file that upended that history”

It’s also really common for kids to (of their own volition!) not like a parent and not feel safe with them. All those kids are old enough to have their own opinions. I can’t tell you how shitty it is to be told by the court that because you are not 18, it is impossible that you would have any independent thought and…

Thank you, Kelly, for your service to this website.

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Look, if any man of mine leaves me like that, I’m jealous too. You’re supposed to dance with the one who brought you, right? But you swapping guys with your ex-best friend? That don’t impress me much.

I LOVE that my Facebook page is like 95% happiness and rainbows and the few conservative FB friends I have left are just SILENT. As they should be. If you can’t say something nice, SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT.

Princespreading.

I agree. However, I think if we are going to hold teachers up as pinnacles of righteousness, their own education, vetting process, review process, and compensation, should include measures and rewards for those merits from the get-go. Instead, they are often viewed as pseudo-mothers to our children, who,…

RIP Christopher Lee.

Forget the ridiculous third reason for a moment. Why do there seem to be so many otherwise intelligent people who don’t seem to understand that the vast majority of the time it’s not appropriate to act on your sexual impulses? Literally everyday of the week I work with and walk by women that I am attracted to,…

I’m going to have to find a way to incorporate dildochugger into my everyday vocabulary.

“A girl can be friends with someone with a dick and not hop on it,”

I always applaud appetizer-based diplomacy.

Settling in for this post like the creeper I am.

Look at her fangirling so hard. I feel ya, sweetheart.

#notallparties

This is great. I also tell people I run because it’s one of the only times you feel truly alone in NYC. AND ALSO I listen to “Big Time Sensuality” when I run sometimes! I’m going to integrate a few of these to my list when I go out for a run in a few minutes.

Tried to stay friends.

Yes. I would like to wear this, please. Unless she's not actually a larger model and the dress just inflates her about three dress sizes.

Whatever that baby is called, it’s not going to be called Diana. Perhaps—perhaps—buried in amongst seventeen other middle names, but as a first name? Not in a million years, kids.