I love how Betty White's face in the last gif is like "Ooooh, who is this hot motherfucker right here?"

Damn it, I'm going to be the sourpuss here. I was really hoping somebody else would have done it.

Deadspin Commenter JustinJump Fully Breaks Down Watching T.Y. Hilton Nearly Breaking Down Talking About His Newborn Daughter

I CAME FOR THE GIF

Hillary, for a palate cleanser, I recommend 50 Shades of Suck:

Same thing happened to me! i am not normally that naive but i just couldn't believe that they would lie to me about my bra size just so i would buy something. super unethical. its one thing for a sales lady to say..hey, that looks good(when it doesn't) and another to measure someone and lie to their face about the…

I'm pretty sure she's being scolded for the right reasons: i.e. being an oversharing, solipsistic, privileged twit who thinks every damn thought that crosses her brain is a Precious Pearl That Needs to Be Expressed to the World.

My exact reaction. I googled it and apparently there's ONE place in Des Moines that's known for it.

Des Moines, flyover country no more.

But in that alternate reality, Brady turns out like Rob Lowe with Cable.

I love Kesha. I fell in love with her when I found out that, when she was in high school, she'd go to the local university and sneak into history classes because it's her favorite topic. She did the same for physics classes. Also also she refers to her vag as her "gold Trans Am."

I thought that "The Waters of Mars" kind of shows the Doctor at his ultimate "bastard".