Survey says... XXX. 0 out of 100 surveyed Americans said they were more sexually attracted to their daughter than their wife. And I’m calling the police.
Apparently, Trump’s fascination with Ivanka started well before she was an adult. Washington Post columnist Richard Cohen reported that when Ivanka was just 13 years old, her father asked, “Is it wrong to be more sexually attracted to your own daughter than your wife?”
I disagree with all this dude’s politics, and he should get dragged...but I gotta say. Dwayne Wade DOES look like a fish.
Um, pretty sure with the teacup he’s trying to refer to the Kermit meme. But that’s none of my business.
Nah, it’s the kermit drinking tea meme.
What about kermit sipping tea? I know the emoji (groan, I hate typing this word) is really coffee, but that was my first thought. And this is coming from someone disgusted by these tweets. Not defending him by any means. I just don’t think it was supposed to be Pepe.
I remember those days, when my wife would get clogged milk ducks. I’d make some hot compresses, and I’d have to chase the little bastards around the living room, finally pinning them down and trying to hold the warm wash cloths and hot water bottles onto the squirmy, squishy little guys. Then after a few minutes, my…
While sometimes paired with an interesting dip, 95% of shishitos still suck. Now if I could figure out how to find the 1-2 tasty ones on the plate... It still wouldn’t be worth more than $4, which is also the maximum reasonable price to pay for good garlic edamame.
I have no idea what those people are thinking; I have never seen white people who should be unhireable go unhired. Someone will hire this bitch, unfortunately.
I’m sure Blackwater/Xe Services/Academi/the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants needs a spokescreature to slither in front of congress and lie about the latest massacre they perpetrated. Nazi Barbie will be fine.
This right here is my problem with the french tuck. I personally don’t think its looks good on anyone, but if it looks passable at all it’s because you have body like Tan France; lean. Which is not most men. For everyone else its just messy and draws attention to your gut.
I was lost down a YouTube rabbit hole not long ago and found someone (I can’t remember who) doing a whole 10 minute riff on the types of tucks and why it is a bad fashion move to do the full, all the way around tuck for anything short of a suit.
I liked the idea of it and tried all of them. The problem I kept facing…
I Florida tuck - no shirt at all, handcuffs in the back. Plus meth.
Yes, and I want them if they come in a size 11.
By Trump’s standard, she’s doing an exceptional job of protecting him through lies and misdirection.
I keep watching the video of Assange being arrested like it’s the latest trailer for Avengers: Endgame.
America’s media has always loved “insiders” for their “access” or what the fuck ever. It’s why Chelsea Clinton was hired by NBC for...things(?). It’s why Megan McCain always has a job. These people don’t do anything and no one outside of the political theater likes them but the political media LOVES them.
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Well, that explains why he thought he could be president.
Yeah, I dismissed this dipshit without hesitation.