We need a reader poll on who dies next episode. My picks:

I always assumed Rey was Han and Leia’s daughter they gave up for adoption for Reasons, thereby explaining her relationship with her foil Kylo Ren and her powers. It’s too on-the-nose, but Star Wars has always been that way.

What do you get out of trolling? Does it never get boring for you?

Yeah, Trump is definitely Joffrey. Cersei actually has had moments where she behaved like a human being and has faced some consequences for her bullshit, unlike y’all’s president. However, being as Joffrey is dead (That episode aired 5 years ago. The statute of limitations on spoilers has expired), Cersei is the next…

there’ll be blood on Nancy Pelosi’s hands

ice cold

In a perfect world it would be great if Bernie, Biden, Harris, Beto, Warren, etc. could all get together and say “Look, winning this election is absolutely critical if we have any hope of undoing the damage Trump and the GOP have inflicted and we can’t piss this away fighting for the nomination.” And then they got…

“They were careless people, Jared and Ivanka—they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.”

I’m gonna need photographic evidence of Rosario and Cory actually doing something that suggests they’re a couple before I believe she’s anything more than Basic Cable Obama’s beard.

If I had a dime for every cursing shirtless man I’ve ever seen, I’d have a lot of dimes. It’s only a Florida Man if there’s actual weird shit. The article makes it plain that the weird shit in the story is that the guy was eating spaghetti with his hands when he was arrested. This isn’t hard.

Isn’t that woman in the stock photo Distracted Boyfriend’s girlfriend? Glad to see she’s moved on.

Yes, but only if you make a lewk out of it.

I mean, his whole goal is to have people see his comments about the Day of the Rope or whatever, but do you....

The commission could refer this case to prosecutors and let them decide whether to charge her or not, but since the conduct here occurred a few decades ago, the offense might be outside the statute of limitations anyway.

That’s what happened. And it’s a Florida Man story because...the guy didn’t go into the restaurant to ask for a fork?

If your point was to criticize the author’s laziness, then why did you write such a lazy ass comment?

Honestly, the only thing that I think will change it is ... a Supreme Court that actually overturns Roe v. Wade and forces people to confront what the country would be like without abortion being a constitutional right.

why did you ungray this

who starred this refusal to use Google?

This isn’t a criminal case, though. The only goal of an inquiry into judicial misconduct is to determine whether a judge should be sanctioned. Since she’s no longer a judge, the proceedings are moot because the commission has no power to do anything to her.