Of course you shouldn’t let your child kick a person or physically hurt someone or even make someone uncomfortable, that is not even close to what I said. I also wasn’t talking about that particular parent we have all dealt with in life who thinks their kid is an angel.

I liked the squeezey ball suggestion. Because nothing can go wrong when you give a toddler squeeze balls or rubber bands in a small confined space.

Oh this is such bullshit. Have you every tried to restrain a toddler from doing anything in a confined space such as an airplane? I also would really love to see you reason with a toddler in that situation.

I don’t think a couple necessarily deserves to sit together, but I’m gonna throw in an EVEN if it means you have to move to a middle seat (and I know YOU woke up at 5am to check in so you’re a GOD AMONG MEN WHO SHOULDNT HAVE TO MOVE) if you see a mother and 2 kids like slogging onto the plane late, your whole stupid…

I was once in the window seat of a row of three. There was a gentleman in the aisle seat. As the boarding process ended, it became clear that the middle seat was to remain blissfully empty and I felt immediate relief, until the gentleman picked himself up, scooted over, and started to lower his ass into the vacant…

Also, unless there is an empty seat between you, NEVER push up the dividing armrest. It is down for a reason- my space on this side, your space on that side. This is a sacred and powerful divider. Even if parts of you are spilling under it and squeezing against my thighs, I can pretend that it impossible because the…

Islamic extremists hate BACN.

Let’s play Clue, shall we?

“What kind of things do you like me to do with you body?” Jeb said as I looked over the contract. “Do you like it when I keep it from healthcare?” Oh my. My inner goddess screams YES but I blush.

Glad someone INTERCEPTED this.

Judging by the reputation of the ground’s crew and field at Levi, I’m betting by next weekend, both endzones will belong to the Browns.

But if both endzones say Broncos, how will Peyton Manning know which endzone to not throw touchdowns to?

Old Range Rovers don’t have a safe word. The punishment never stops.

Okay, follow me on this one. If you are the kind of person who likes a lady to dress up in black leather and beat you with a whip until you cry, and said lady charges you 1000 dollars to perform said service, then if you find another lady who will beat you until you cry for 800 dollars, then that’s a deal. Anyone who…

Michael Schiavo was treated horribly and got the worst raw deal when the fucking congress intervened to collude with Terry’s parents’ denial and he was straight up demonized in the right wing press. It was monstrous how this whole thing was treated like a political football. I had to stop watching. There was something…

I would murder anyone who creedbombed me.

Seriously. Basically he’s saying “I’m going to stray into Iranian waters and start a shooting war because I’m a know-nothing ass-hat psychopath Obama-hating right winger. And I hate Obama.”

It’s the Middle East. Shoulda used desert camo.

Both boats experienced mechanical problems simultaneously?

girl cant even tie up a whole store-full of employees at gunpoint and steal millions of dollars in jewelry without wearing a mask without being sexualized like whats a girl gotta do to avoid sexual harassment in the workplace smh