I was thinking something with more pedals than that.

The people in the second photo are a lot happier about their uniforms than the people in the first.

That camouflage scheme...

“Hey, do you see anything strange?”
“You mean a big pile of leaves and branches buzzing across the ocean at 30+ knots?”
“Yeah!”
“No.”

“Power goes to the rear wheels via an all-new 10-speed automatic paddle-shift gearbox.”

Except if you held on to them, the doors would open.

Plug it in and recharge them? I mean, if the battery is dead you’re not going anywhere, anyway, so it hardly matters if the doorhandles don’t work.

Dreams last, so long. Even after they’re gone.

Oh, crap. Don’t give him any ideas.

Irony? Or a long con? I can’t even tell with Ted Cruz.

Isn’t that what Google has done basically forever? The main difference is that Google doesn’t solicit ideas. It just googles them.

I mean, isn’t the same true of the Iowa Hawkeyes?

Totally agree. These people are idiots and deserve to be mocked, nothing more. Meanwhile, we should not let this incident distract us from the need to de-militarize our policing elsewhere.

I am pretty sure that’s the valet from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.

I love how all the quoted posts start by framing this as a great debate taking place on the Internet. As though that makes it newsworthy.

What if I want to give them more detailed information? I mean, something more than just a tip?

This raises an interesting question—blocking off 80 seats is clearly a dick move. But what is the maximum number of seats a person is entitled to “reserve” for late arriving party members? Is it zero? Does the answer change if the late arriving party members are children who would have made everyone’s lives hell if…

Right? Better to be Premier of the Soviet Union. Brezhnev used to tear it up. http://autoweek.com/article/car-li…

God, it’s just like a funny thing I saw once, except without the funny part. It’s like the inverse of satire.

I am a middle aged (sigh) white dude, and I felt exactly the same way about it. Well, maybe not the included part. But I did love it. It is honestly just so fucking cool to have a no apologies, no bullshit female protagonist. None of this “Oh, but it’s *really* Furiosa’s story, we just had to call it Mad Max” crap.…

I really hope that scene —blue Rey?—makes it to the Blu Ray.

See what I did there? I’ll show myself out.