The wolf turn is stupid. The sooner it disappears, the sooner we don’t have to watch its ungraceful point spamming mar an otherwise aesthetically pleasing beam routine.

Hey now, we Cowboy fans hate Jerry too. Well some of us do. The Cowboys have a lot of dumb fans, I admit. But those of us old enough to remember when he ran Jimmy Johnson off or when he gave the Seahawks two first round picks for Joey Galloway JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I STILL CANT BELIEVE THAT ASSHOLE GAVE UP TWO NUMBER…

Nope.

Simone can afford to hop though since her degree of difficulty is higher than Aly’s.