The Trump Administration: even though we coincidentally side against minorities on every single issue, we’re definitely not white supremacists!

Hey, headline writer—quit relying on cheap stereotypes! Stoners don’t use the word “man” in every other sentence, dude.

Don’t you worry about Mr. Clausen.

But I’ll edit and then I’ll refresh the screen, and then I’ll have a refreshing drink, and everything still looks the same!

First the voice of Kermit the Frog, and now the music of the Simpsons?

Plus impossible to edit.

TRUMP: Yo, I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
SUPPORTERS: So tell us what you want, what you really, really want
TRUMP: I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
SUPPORTERS: So tell us what you want, what you really, really want
TRUMP: I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
I…

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Let me get this straight...

I wish that was real. I heard it was not.

When I was a child, I spoke like a gibbering psychopath, I thought like a spree killer, I reasoned like a racist.

“Matt Besser cradles and protects Ian Roberts. Amy Poehler carries and protects both. This is how it ought to be, despite what your UCB Improv 101 teacher says.”

Yep. An era has certainly ended.

I was willing to give Kinja a chance, but I don’t understand how anything at the AVC works anymore.

It worked! Sean lifted me up where I belong!

I don’t know about the rest of you, but when I injure myself in a stupid way, my first instinct is to go the police and accuse a huge black guy of doing it.

I did Nazi it coming that someday Nazis would be in the news so much that puns on the word “Nazi” would become tired and redundant.

ME TOO!

Dear Sean,

Dear Katie,