Man, I never thought the next Civil War would be precipitated by the last one.

But who isn’t an asshole these days?

What a Dumba$$.

Dang, where’s David Carradine when you need him?

A dum-dum reality TV star running for office? Could the writers possibly be obliquely commenting upon our current political situation maybe? Or is it simply more topsy-turvy animal-people malarkey?

“Hey Siri, I’m depressed.”

Sarah Connor was also played by Linda Hamilton, who Cameron dated, married and then divorced after meeting Suzy Amis on the set of <i>Titanic</i>.

HELP ME OUTTA THE GREYS! I’m a decent, trustworthy sort, I swear!

Psst—oi guv’nor. Help a poor man out of the grays, if ya please. G’bless you guv’nor.

I’m making the best of it.

Get me out of the greys, Dik!!!!

And within 5 minutes—just 5 minutes—I lost access to my old Disqus account comments. FOREVER.

I don’t understaaaand.