Roald Dahl sure was right about one thing:

Dude. What did those glasses ever do to you?

I WAS HALFWAY THROUGH TYPING THIS EXACT COMMENT!

Hopefully the baby got her chin.

Oh, you must mean Soldier 69 😉? But seriously, I blame it on that amazing voice, the tragic hero trying his best back story and that despite how hard he fights it, he’s still got the instinct to protect. It’s hard to resist.

Mine if Jeff Goldblum. I don’t care how old he gets.

Just remembered that Carson Daly and Tara Reid were A Thing.

I really liked the Rockferry album. She kind of got lumped in together with Adele and Amy Winehouse and was lost in the shuffle.

I love Adele, but Duffy’s voice and lyrics are more interesting. Too bad both of them couldn’t have stayed.

Cara, please stop.

Jesus, If I could be her while on acid doing that, I think my whole body would orgasm until there was nothing left of me but a pile of soft, happy goo.

Length is such a weird myth. Everyone wants a super long cock, but if you don’t know how to wield a super long cock, it is no fun for the person you are having sex with.

The second I lay eyes on it I thought, “Big mistake. Big. Huge”.

And here we have one of the last of their kind: someone who thinks Leo is still hot in the year of our Lord 2017. Some of them, of course, have been in a coma and have not been witness to the ravages that years of pussy posse-ing have wreaked upon the erstwhile heartthrob.

You shut your whore mouth.

There’s been a long standing theory that Euron is Daario is Euron and all of his shenanigans are due to Drowned God magic and he’s spying on everyone to aid Team Euron.

It really is the little things isn’t it? I still want Daario’s blue hair and gold teeth damn it.

I am now also on board with Euron squinting at a poster.

Seriously, how hard would it be to put an eye patch on Euron? Was there no money left in the costume budget?

Welp, I’ve never felt more alone or single in my life. Thanks Ted!