Also Hannibal.

You sweet summer child.

beautiful woman, ugly crying

The Homeland theme alone made this worthwhile.

Then why no Hannibal noms?!

"I'm glad you had all the plagiarized lines."

Yeah, if True Detective had submitted as a miniseries, that award totally would've gone to … well, bad example.

Jon Hamm's John Ham.

"For Your Consideration: …"

Doesn't that stache require ragtime or dixieland or something?

Bertram van Muenster?!?!

So say we all.

OK, "alright alright alright already" is pretty, pretty good.

This way, us bottom-dwellers can't mingle with the high & mighty Twitter/Facebook people.

I think it happens more often (but not necessarily, or only) when there's a link involved. Who knows. In any case, I don't think it has anything to do with l'affaire Sonia.

I thought that, overall, the episode was pretty compelling—compelling enough to keep me on the see-saw of thinking the show is absolute shit one week and thinking maybe it's worthwhile the next.

She definitely lives & works in El Paso, and I'm pretty sure I remember something about her attending one of the UT schools. Again, what this says about her citizenship, I don't really know.

"Knock-knock."

Ugh, that's awful. We deserve nothing less.

The game is perpetual motion occasional activity punctuated by ample advertising breaks.