I think you should consider that it's juuuuuuuuuust possible that this story, about a person observing with their own eyes a coach parroting his star player's play-calls, might be in the news because AN NBA COACH IS PARROTING HIS STAR PLAYER'S PLAY-CALLS. If it's happening, it's being reported because IT IS HAPPENING.

Frankly, I expected better from the guy who founded Grantland, the place for sports news without access, favor, or discretion.

Why is he wearing his Laker Uniform to an Elite Eight Game?

Welcome to Kinja, Mr. McMahon.

Yeah, but if you play it backwards, it's an auctioneer selling priceless Satanic heirlooms.

Griffin: [tries to hug Rivers]

Hey Captain! Open up! We've got to install these microwave ovens!

Man, listen

Tim Breedlove, the accountant who sent the letter, confirmed that Smith planned these gifts out before his death. "It was his plan," Breedlove said over the phone.

Book-It Participant

"I used to watch Scrubs after school every day."

Please tell me he keeps his gadgets in the Bible Belt.

the only "dumb bastard" is the stupid motherfucker who punches someone because a restaurant was closed.

No, Clarkson is the one who fucked everybody. Who is he to lay his hands on anyone for any reason? Why do people have to put up with that shit?

It's only right now.

Living To Win

Yes. Another Man among men.

Rovell haters would do well to listen to the intro they play for him when he does his weekly appearance on Carmen & Jurko on ESPN 1000 in Chicago. It might be the same for all his ESPN radio appearances, but it is awesomely terrible.

In terms of attire, Andy Reid's off-season kind is one long luau. Also, in terms of whole roasted pigs consumed.