She isn’t the President. Your guy is. You fucked up. Bad. And re-litigating the election isn’t distracting anybody from your role in the dismantling of this country. One thing I can with confidence say of a hypothetical Clinton presidency—when it was over the country would still be around.

Listen, folks. I’ve heard a lot of people saying that everything that has transpired, honestly, has done so according to my design. They give me credit for that, a lot of really smart people are saying your friends, up there on the sanctuary moon, great moon by the way, tremendous moon. The waterfront property there…

I don’t even see the Matrix code anymore. All I see is... blonde, brunette, redhead...

I thought we were past the ridiculous and totally unprovable claims that someone else could have beaten Trump.

Right up until they’re the ones getting the shaft, then they’ll wonder how this ever could have happened.

Just so I am clear. You are putting an anonymous Kinja commenter on one side of the scale. You put the President Elect of the United States (the next in line for the most powerful position in the world) on the other side of the scale. You find each one committing the same offense and your conclusion is “oh well, both…

Really? Show me someone who makes a TV show or an album or a video game who doesn’t want to maximize the number of people who have access to it.

Woah woah woah; I know what I’m doing is wrong and in it’s small way impacting the individual negatively. But I’ll legit buy something if I really like it, for example I torrented the Mass Effect series and a bunch of Kurosawa movies but I ended up buying 90% of them. I know I’m wrong in this, but I know it’s not an…

Reagan sold arms to Iran and gave the money to rebels, Bush lied to start a war, no contest contracts to his friends... a hearing or two, some questions and nothing, Bill Clinton gets a blow job and all hell breaks loose, a terrorist attacks an embassy and some how the secretary of state is blamed.. EMAIL!!…

Please, please, please, let the Trump-Pence administration’s first full scale scandal... be the contents of leaked emails.

Oh for god’s sake. No one is arguing that non-voters don’t have the LEGAL right to complain. The argument is that they lack the MORAL right (i.e., justification) to complain. Which I suspect you understand perfectly well.

No, none of us are talking about their literal civil right to open their mouths and say dumb things. I suspect you already know this.

You are bringing up first amendment rights? God what a fucking stupid take... no wonder you cant grasp the issue of not voting.

Their response is limited to “Wow, so that guy won.” Not “Why did they elect this person? He’s not the right person for the job.”

Hahaha, no they don’t.

No they don’t. They’re the most culpable.

Now is a good time for us on the West Coast to secede. I think we’re done with all that “United States” bullshit. Because tonight absolutely proved it’s bullshit. Unequivocally.

I’ve just had it with the never-ending false equivalencies. You have Trump telling people in swing states to be “vigilant at the polls” and to “watch out for voting fraud”, and jackasses like dude here wanna throw up a pic of two homeless lookin idiots who, at the direction of nobody in particular (especially Barack…

These clowns took it upon themselves to do this. In no way shape or form did Obama ever even suggest anyone do this. Trump on the other hand is basically calling people to arms. Understand the difference?

My favorite Tweet of the year has a similar flavour: