Love you Tom, but man. This shit is so tedious. Barely got through the first paragraph when I realized I don’t need to not care about Gladwell any more than I already don’t. But I scrolled all the way down so you got the page view.

Also, in that HHCD pick six clip, the announcer keeps saying “here in D.C.” Someone should tell the dude that he was in fucking Maryland.

we turn to the more fundamental solution to the Skins’ organizational woes, and one which would go even further toward brightening the future:

“...occasionally it doesn’t, as it didn’t for, uh, the last highly touted rookie QB the Skins had.”

The Dallas cop who got fired after she shot and killed a black man in his own home, saying she mistook his apartment door for her own, is claiming self-defense.

I’m not saying this is the case, but it’s my personal head canon that you’re not actually responding to anyone and the whole responding to dismissed comments thing is just a product of a deranged mind. It’s pretty funny.

And to think, if the outcome of this encounter were reversed and Jean wound up killing Guyger in self-defense against her breaking and entering his apartment, Jean would already be on Death Row by now.

Hey Nazi I just dismissed, I wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire.

She’ll do time.. 6-12 months (total) in a minimum security prison.. I don’t mean what she will get sentenced, I mean what she will serve..

You wouldn’t think but I listened to a story about how a SF meetup for food at a pop up had a long line and two fat cops never asked questions of why or what people lining up where doing and just grabbed their shotguns and walked next to the people in the line going towards the front while cocking their shotgun and a…

I thought about it, but they are probably getting paid by the post and not being docked for dismissed posts. So instead I made the effort to point at them and yell to the audience that this is what Nazis sounded like before the gas started flowing.

Please dismiss your Hindutva troll. 

Note to lurkers, this is what a hindu fascist looks like.

Modi is a god damned fascist too. Fuck them both.

Modi is committing crimes against humanity in Kashmir.

We’ve made it worse, but natural evolution had them essentially running on their fingertips first:

November 2, 2016: Cubs win World Series, upsetting the delicate equilibrium of the universe, opening up a portal to the Upside Down - a world that looks just like our own, but contains homicidal monsters and everything is covered in a layer of viscous slime.

As the resident Cardinals fan at this Chicago office, I made bacon and pancakes for everyone this morning on the office griddle. I figured after the Cardinals spent all weekend fucking the Cubs, I should at least cook them breakfast.

I never knew my father so this is all 2nd hand as he passed away in 89 when I was a toddler on his way back from a Christmas Eve party at the house of one of the folks he trained horses for in a single vehicle drunk driving accident. My mother has told me the mentality across the track, and her and my father were no…

They came for the dog fighting, and I didn’t speak up.