Let’s not kid ourselves. It’s all a play by throwing any and all shit at the wall if it means stopping the socialist from taking office.

But Obama didn’t have a bunch of temper-related skeletons in his closet to inevitably come to light the second he got any real attention.

she’s just as much garbage as gillbrand. 

Exactly. Except you know it won’t be a MILF, but a Karen who’s gonna hit you and then demand to speak to your manager.

Untitled Goose Game Review:

From within the garden, I locked the gardener outside. I grabbed the radio, pulled it up in front of the gate, and honked at him to the beat of the tune so he would know who the master of this garden truly was. 8/10

Why do you do this?

Plate: Tennessee will let you plate a red wagon with a cordless drill driving the rear wheels. Possibly with a EV designation. That state will do anything for a dime other than fund decent schools and deliver health care to the poor and elderly.

I would bet all the money that AB’s thought process is “I’m gonna add my lawyer to this cnversation - now it’s attorney-client privledge.”

Actually, weirdly, I think he’s trying to do a solid to private prison companies. California basically shut the practice down, and I bet those dicks would be happy to transition to being the company wardens of “homeless” immigrants.

This line is so tired

Sorry, Pod Save America and Cocaine Marxists Weekly are the only two podcasts now. Sad, seeing as how Conan O’Brien JUST invented them the other month.

Hey Mike first time long time. Just wanted to get your thoughts on the Giants turning to an out of the box candidate at head coach next season. I think Jason Giambi would be a great addition and really fix the Giants’ offense. I’ll hang up and listen.

Trump’s pretty good at golf, but it’d be easy to beat him, just have the round take place under the actual rules of golf. He blatantly cheats constantly according to everyone who’s ever played with him, and if he actually had to play without casually tossing his bad drives back on the fairway and getting gimmes for…

He’ll be fine.

Why the fuck did I click that when I knew exactly how bad it would be.

I have been to Albany, Georgia. Its entire economy was based on the military bases in town and, when they closed, the city never really recovered. It reminds me of many of the Rust Belt cities in their worst years. The fact that this columnist is writing something that reads like it was teleported out of 1987 is not a…

“If eating at the ballpark, make sure to remind this female person that the hot dogs go in their mouth, as they are an easily confused sex and may embarrass themselves, or worse, you.”

Arlington Park was having a very similar issue a few years ago. Most people that hung around the track, knew it was the lower quality horses that were being run too hard and too often, because the track itself was doing fairly poorly because of, in part, Illinois’ gambling laws and track’s inability to get slots/table…