Wow, this thing is BEAT. Not only is all of the leather trash(not a huge deal, but still $1000 DIY) it looks like the seat is actually separating width-wise. That doesn’t happen when normal sized people sit in seats. They are probably shot. The door cards are also pretty gnarly, the rear bumper is warped, and the…

MITCH (in true lizard form): aahhh yessss my friennnddd ssstrausssssss we wouldn’t want to, impede economic opportunity and uhhh cost people many jobssss

What the everliving fuck is this shit.

I know #NotAllGiantThumbPeople, but seriously these giant thumb people trying to grow a beard to hide that they are in fact barely sentient giant thumbs need to stop. It’s not working. I’m pretty sure it’s why MAGA hats are so popular. They were designed to hide the crusty, yellowed, dirt stained, bitten off…

He could’ve gotten gotten his “Racial Justice Workshop” in fucking JAIL. Believe me.

“Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Chargers.”

My heart goes out to your family, too.

If he were a black guy he would have no heartbeat today. Police would have claimed that even though he was naked his cock looked like a Glock.

Awful story. My heart goes out to the family.

well that’s just fucking horrible

That dude killed two women and a child and spent an hour running around naked, trying to tackle and wrestle police officers, who absolutely refused to use their service weapons against him, and if watching that video doesn’t tell you 100% the difference between how the police treat black people and white people,…

Women - white women - elected Cheetolini. Sexism and misogyny are equal opportunity sports.

This is the worst summer he could have chosen to sign for the CBA and Beijing specifically. He’s an athlete and he should do what’s best for himself economically; but he’s putting himself in a position where he becomes part of the state media machine at a time when the state is increasingly being criticized by western…

Still some bullshit.

stick to swimming during thunderstorms 

You must be new here ‘anonymous’. It’s happened. Nice try. 

Your grandpa sounds like a pretty cool guy

For the love of God people, WRAP THAT SHIT UP.

As someone who is also in a Michigan “Chrysler family”, yeeeesh that’s not a good progression. I just certainly hope it’s a newer Jeep Compass and not the first-generation.

This should be mandatory reading at the NFL rookie symposium, instead of having Antonio Cromartie telling them to use condoms and Adrian Petersen handing out his financial planner’s business card.