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How could one possibly manage to avoid Casablanca for so long?  It seems that it would require some special effort, to somehow leave the room whenever it's on, as if by some magnetic repulsion.

How could one possibly manage to avoid Casablanca for so long?  It seems that it would require some special effort, to somehow leave the room whenever it's on, as if by some magnetic repulsion.

Oh, I've heard them awl.

Oh, I've heard them awl.

Wheel of Fortune was on fire tonight though

Wheel of Fortune was on fire tonight though

As someone who's gone to some woodturning demonstrations, the wood puns rang very true to life.  Woodworkers are a real bunch of cut-ups.

As someone who's gone to some woodturning demonstrations, the wood puns rang very true to life.  Woodworkers are a real bunch of cut-ups.

I'm surprised too, this was solid gold.  One of my favorites this season.

I'm surprised too, this was solid gold.  One of my favorites this season.

You can't really trick someone who can read your thoughts though.

You can't really trick someone who can read your thoughts though.

Mozart's Requiem?

Mozart's Requiem?

Alternately, "My wife is a slut."

Alternately, "My wife is a slut."

"I wish I was taller."

"I wish I was taller."

But we'd lose the best line in the movie, "She's just about to close up the library!!"

But we'd lose the best line in the movie, "She's just about to close up the library!!"