Is Sanctuary still on?  If it is then fuck them.

I don't give a fuck if they notice or not.  I just love hitting that button and it's like they never existed.  Would that real life were so convenient.

Well, I love Fellini so maybe I'm the wrong person to be giving you recommendations.  As far as that goes, I would recommend La Strada and Nights of Cabiria…both really entertaining, thoughtful, and gorgeous films from before people started hating him.  I think Amarcord is his masterpiece but a lot of people hate it.…

"What do you do?"

NO WIRE HANGERS!!

"BUT I'M A FETUS!"
"NOBODY'S PERFECT"

I like de-friending way more than I like friending.  It's just so great to cut someone out of your life so quickly.

It sounds more like an F- to me.  I'm so fucking sick of this "pro-life" shit.  Different opinions and all, but - no, those people are monsters.

That's one of the reasons I'm skeptical about this series…there's only one city, and it's called "The Capitol"?  Come on.

In fairness, English was not his first language

So, my little sister will like it?

You're right, this is a real departure from NBC's typically stellar television strategy.

A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants

Once they cast their Einstein we'll really have something…

Sorry, what I meant was they're making it for some concept of "middle-aged women" that doesn't exist in reality.  The show has an intended audience that is totally imaginary.  Which is part of why I like it - I like a good trainwreck.

My favorite thing about this show is how the only thing anyone ever watches is Some Like It Hot.  They've only got one channel, and it's all Marilyn Monroe, all day long

It seems to me as though they are straining to reach a mass audience with this show.  They're trying to make a show for everybody, which is how we end up with the Julia plotlines (for middle-aged women), the Karen drama (for teenage girls), etc.  But of course, trying to appeal to everyone means you end up with a show…

The fuck was up with that refrigerator?  She can't even cook…

I dragged a guy to "Mulholland Drive" since it was one of my favorite movies at the time.  Got left at the door with "are you some kind of lesbian or what?"  So that was the end of that.

Dali: sandwich covered in ants