Well, you know, I wasn’t into the beauty box reviews either, as I don’t do a lot of experimenting with skincare. But I enjoyed the mall makeovers, even though the outcome often wasn’t my style, and I certainly wouldn’t categorize the results as “looking like ass or hookers in night court.” But you do you, man.

A bunch of people — Gawker commenters mostly, not names familiar from Jezebel — have been saying that Denton hates comments as a thing. Baffling.

Because Chipotle isn’t Mexican food, it’s a particular brand of Tex-Mex. If you think it’s actually trying to be Mexican food, then yeah, it’s definitely a failure. But that’s not what it is!

We do what we can for her, believe me. We give her respite at the family’s vacation home, she spends a lot of time with us, and we do whatever we possibly can for her. Her escaping that life is a decision that only she can make.

I’m Chinese and sometimes I’ll want some bad American Chinese food. It happens. I do make sure that the whiteys around me know that what we are eating isn't really Chinese food but it still tastes good n

Sometimes I want real Mexican, sometimes I want Chipotle. I don’t pretend there’s any crossover between the two.

That’s a good point. Human beings can be conditioned to be happy in horrifyingly bad situations if they are told often enough that it is the best situation for them.

It astonishes me that commenters announce that they “don’t believe” what other commenters write. So you don’t believe it - that’s your choice. Why is it necessary to accuse another commenter of lying? What are you trying to achieve?

If the suits at TLC had souls, they’d offer Anna and the other girls who were abused a nice fat check... and let them walk without any further exploitation. If Anna was financially independent, she might leave that piece of shit.

My one aunt is a former nun, who left the convent and became a Jew. I have another aunt who is still a nun, and she absolutely hates it. She is a free spirit, and only joined to escape a bad, abusive home situation, just like her sister did. The other nuns are terrible to her- they force her to eat in silence, they…

Their shoes don’t match, the dress backs don’t match, their hairstyles don’t match and there are not enough blondes. I’m calling it so you can sleep better: NOT a southern wedding.

THIS. He could have used this as an opportunity to draw attention to the tragedy of HIV around the world, but instead, he’s pretending he’s a victim of the choices he made that led him to this point. He didn’t have to pay millions of dollars in bribes or lie to his sex partners, so the “woe is me” card is absurd.

That was a load of horseshit. No three-year-old is wholeheartedly devoted to an upscale cooking show. His mother wanted to meet her.

But he can step off making fun of Ina Garten. That woman is a damned good cook, and her recipes always work. You know if you’re using something she wrote, it has been tested to within an inch of its life and the results are reproducible. Sure, she’s privileged, but she owns it and she is good at what she does.

Added a more thoughtful version of my comment upthread to that post: http://gawker.com/in-light-of-re…

Tell that to the almost FOUR HUNDRED THOUSAND CHILDREN who are currently in the US adoption/foster care system. Fuckface.

Adoption is a substitute for parenting, not pregnancy. Forcing women to gestate when they don’t want to so that someone else gets a kid out of it is beyond selfish, so sit your ass down.

She’s right, though.

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Part of me just died. So funny.