You’re confusing “assault” with “battery.” You should check out the distinction.

Your argument here is that, as per the allegations, locking someone in a room and making them watch you masturbate is...fine? Dude, feel free to downgrade the allegations to harassment - really shitty, unpleasant harassment - if that suits you better, but is that really something you think is OK?

Uh, no. False imprisonment is illegal everywhere. Try again. Is that you Louie?