OMG, that should be the wikipedia example of shade.

Kris Jenner will guillotine the writer when she finally takes over our nation.

Can we please talk about the snarky Kris Jenner profile in the New York Times magazine???

Sorry... what were we talking about?

To be fair, in some cultures (mine) a guy will quite aggressively let you know how you have birthing hips and how much he likes them, which is the extent of how much a guy will think about a “mombod”. In fact, it’s not so much a mombod in that you look like you’ve had a kid, it’s “imma put a baby in you” bod in that…

#notallmen

Some men are just as body conscious as others.

And it’s not like the ripped bod thing doesn’t start just as early for guys:

It isn’t. And it won’t. We’ve been accepting schlubby men in sitcoms and in some instances even holding them up as sex symbols for years. The wife is always hot. She’s expected to be hot.

I see some stellar future flow all stars. A few feather backs, some wings, even some strong Lego man hair.

So basically, men won’t allow themselves to be body-shamed.

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I know they call themselves “pro-life” but they only give a fuck until the baby is born. God forbid you need help financially with that baby you were forced to carry! That would make you a freeloader.

Wow.

Gee I wonder what the waiting period is to buy a gun in Oklahoma. Oh, right.

She has a lot of bad qualities, but she also got her degree in computer science and worked at IBM at a time when most women didn’t go to college or have jobs. Plus she seemed to love her kids and she donated a shitload to charity every year.

ugh these two trolls again. I’m going to paraphrase/repurpose a Yiddish expression my Grandparents used to say and go with “ May they own a house with a thousand rooms and be found dead in every one of them”.

And will they hire someone to make sure their fucking lizards don’t die?!?

Jackie Siegel is both my spirit animal and my nemesis.

Never give up your dreams, people!