Left index on L2 to look at Colossus, left thumb on control stick in case you need to make minor adjustments to agro’s direction, right index finger to pull your bow, right thumb to aim your bow. Just get Agro galloping and lined up before you try to aim. Makes it much easier. It sounds complicated but it’s pretty…

I don’t see the problem. These things are barely noticeable unless you go out of your way to find them. I’ve beaten 14 Colossi and collected most of the lizards and fruit. Yet I’ve only encountered 2 coins, only one of which I was able to actually find. They’re hard to notice unless you go out of your way to find…

I thought you could remap the controls to the original configuration?

I struggle to find new music because oftentimes I’m too impatient to give new songs a proper chance. So I flip back to my familiar playlists only to be immediately bored because I’ve heard those songs a million times. So then I try to find some new music to switch things up. It’s a vicious cycle.

I’m taking a break after a couple months of playing Witcher 3. Shortly after reaching Skelligge I felt like it was time to play something else for awhile. I’ll probably play Shadow of the Colossus remake this weekend. I might try to 106% my game of Hollow Knight. I’m also on the last stage of Specter Knight’s…

I’ve seen screenshots but wasn’t familiar with how the gameplay worked. It sounds amazing though. Will definitely check this out. I know you already addressed this but I need it on Switch! Speaking of which, I’m surprised they didn’t port FTL to Switch. Not that I need to pour anymore hours into that game.

Any theories as to what this might unlock? Bonus colossi? A reveal of Bluepoint’s next game? A new weapon/ability? I hope there’s something after each coin is found.

That ad was pretentious as hell. “We’re not like those other car ads.” Ok, sure guy. Pretty sure Jeep has made its fair share of manifesto ads. And the ab exec bro who wrote that spot has probably written his fair share of manifestos.

Nobody likes a sore winner.

I figured it out. They wrote a great screenplay and were ready to go into production. But then a quantum event caused several parallel universes to bleed into one another. The script from universe A merged with the scripts from B, C, and D. By the time the filmmakers realized the film was already finished, their fates…

I was beginning to back away from Chipotle before the outbreaks. I felt like the quality of their chicken had gone downhill. Difficult to put my finger on but it just tasted off somehow. It sounds silly but I got the sense I would get sick if I kept eating there. After the widespread food-borne illness scare I doubt…

I have no interest in Labo but I can see that kids will adore this type of thing.

Or their services are no longer required because the defendants took plea deals.

This looks like a great new way to give your eyeball a papercut.

Ok but how long do we have to wait for Knack 2, baby?

I wonder if he heard this in his head as he reached for the weapon

It’s a shame there’s such a strong crossover between hardcore gamers and alt-right racist shitwads. I guess these types are just susceptible to extremism.

“If the idea really was to make an unapologetic antihero’s journey—to slay that welcoming, overused structure by making its story meaningless and its central figure as repellant as possible—then No More Heroes was a bloody success. But that doesn’t make the discomfiting methods it took to get there any easier to…

Are the fans of TLJ nerds too? Or is it only the ones who disagree with you?

I do the same thing. Even after Iaccrue a free drink I might hold off if they’re holding a bonus special through the rest of the week. Because then I can get another “free” drink! I have a problem.