This is what gets me. This whole thing has brought a lot of thinnly-veiled ultra-nationalism to the top of the Deadspin comment section.

I always rejoice when I see you’ve commented on an article.

Host: “We are happy to announce we solved World Hunger!”

Well great, there goes my dream Iceland vs Wales final.

I would, but all my data is in a storage unit outside of town between the red sting plant and the tinfoil factory.

“You see, Putin’s forces infiltrated the fan contingent at the Euro’s in order to provide a pretext for his hyrbid warriors to stage sport terrorism attacks in France to further the agenda of the lizard-illuminati-Trump triumvirate! That England fan that threw actual shit at the French police? PUTIN AGENT! Those…

Clearly, this is all Putin’s fault.