I pity those children with very large hands. They grow up with such a handicap.

Here's my attempt at this:

Please, don't mix Pyramid Head into this. He has nothing to do with Silent Hill. Not in a way everyone is making him do. He's the punisher in James Sunderland's head. His appearance in Homecoming and in the movie was a big mistake. And please, no more sexy deformed nurses. It's all related to James in SH2. They all…

Also, Sonic follows the Golden Ratio.

Wait... they still have a clue?

Careful they'll hear you.

Depending on who you ask some will tell you this is just Dynasty Warriors with Zelda characters, and not a Zelda game.

The second part is legit in Chinese. Still not making sense as a whole.

They love my tattoo whenever I'm in Japan - I've had many Japanese ask to take pictures of it...

Hey, let's look at the guy who didn't read the second paragraph of a two-paragraph story!

You're reading the wrong news.

I had sex with a married woman once. I used to date her back in highschool and then she disappeared for a few years. I come back home on vacation to visit my folks to find out she was living in town again. We hooked up that night to hang out, ended up kickin' boots and going our separate ways.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but there seems to be an important point not mentioned in most of the discussions I've seen.

This joke is tired and unfunny. Quit it.

I just find it really hard to believe Facebook will allow the Rift to be open-source and not have some sort of Facebook integration.

Crimea's Attorney General is the Female Titan.

No, because I really believe what I'm saying, a troll just wants to get a rise out of everyone by making up some comment that will piss everyone off. I've been making comments like this on the Internet since 93. The word troll started to be used by people like you who had no defense for comments like this, the kind…

No, no, no! Don't want to offend good cops who put their lives on the line on a daily basis.