I get it. My four years of undergrad at Columbia were depressing and awful. The school works for some (are you wealthy and/or from NJ or LI? chances are you’ll fit right in!) and not for others, and if you’re in the latter group there is literally no support or oversight from the administration there at all. Sink or…

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Stress? Depression? Pretty classic signs especially the isolation and non communication hope she gets help for whatever caused this

My snake capture was executed with a broom, a small trash can, and a hand towel in the Master Bathroom of my boss’s house on Martha’s Vineyard. I let the snake go far from the house, and whispered to it as it slithered off to freedom, “You lucky bastard”...as I was still trapped working in the house for the rest of…

B, ironically of course.

It’s pronounced Smith-Smythe-Smith.

Make that money Taylor.

Yessss, freshly ironed and starched moolah with my freshly starched tuxedo bib, prrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Hahaha I love kids, they’re so weird. This is why I chose to teach high school.

They have yet to learn that a bun can hold all the pens.

It’s good to know that D&D players are ostracized in every community.

Funny PS about The Jackal. I remember an interview once that it wasn’t something that Sorkin came up with, Allison already knew it and was doing it between takes to amuse everyone, and they decided to put it in the show.

I kind of like airports when I have the time to explore.

*raises hand* I have also maybe and probably had an airport breakdown. Haven't we all?

I have no idea what’s going on. I’m supposed to understand some coded messages in social media posts. The necklace is Very Significant, and some other things might be too, but I have no clue what they mean, or how I should feel about it. I feel like I’m at a dinner party where everyone speaks a different language.…

At least Solange attacked the one person who was definitely involved. (Unless this whole cheating thing was just fiction that Beyonce wrote. Which would be hilarious, given all the folks riled up about it. Maybe not hilarious. Bizarre?)

Clover is my favorite Jezebel writer. I’ve been waiting for this.