I just can’t with all of this. It’s so fucking depressing to watch. I mean, obviously, Heidi Cruz has mental health issues, Melania Trump is an immigrant married to a xenophobe

He’ll say one of the tubes in the Internets became clogged.

D) Dead at the time!

#Fauxpology

He was misquaken out of conhaxt!! It’s a traveshamockery!!

Add making me side with Fox News to the reasons I hate Donald Trump.

“Per TMZ, Jamila Majesty alleges she was beaten for three hours by five women at Katt’s Malibu home when she unwittingly used a bathroom no one was allowed to use.”

I didn’t know she had a new movie coming out, so when I first read the title of this post I thought the reference to “shitty Mother’s Day” was to the actual day, and that you were praising the magazine for not perpetuating the “Jen needs a baby” storyline that sells the tabloids.

Bea Arthur was a goddess on earth and the absolute best.

Bea Arthur was a motherfucking queen

Because being judgy makes you AGE, right? Isn’t that, like, science?

I read this whole thread and no one mentioned so I’m going to add that he also played Jerry, the mom’s new awkward boyfriend in Liar, Liar.

Ditto what everyone else has said but more recently in Psych as Pierre Despereaux.

Buy in bulk, put them in the freezer. <3

Also, given that her stalker had not been arrested yet, she was actually being put in additional physical danger by discussing what happened on the air. Any security consultant worth their salt will tell you that the first thing to do with a stalker is to never, ever engage in any way. ESPN forced her to do something…

If Oprah knew of her situation, the moral and responsible thing to do would be to disclose that to the audience in the interview, and ask her to talk about the fact that ESPN was forcing her to do the interview.

Oprah sounds really awesome, though, so that’s good.

I really think people should stop criticizing Sam Smith for what was a simple and understandable slip of the tongue. And I can say that with a little bit of gravitas as the first openly gay man on the internet.