i feel like ‘just birthing a child’ qualifies as a good flats excuse

I loved her dress at the show. It fit her flawlessly.

Disagree I love the red hair on her. She looks foxy as hell.

What? Who cares what color Amy’s hair is? She’s a hilarious and talented actress. It bugs me when I hear people telling older women (or anybody) to dye their hair a certaint color. Hair color does not matter!

Bowie all the way.

Come on Gay Mafia. Do your thing.

Lorde is a middle-aged man from Colorado. A geologist, I think.

OMG Mark I love you so much.

!!! No! But it’s fantastic.

Bobby, did you see this yet?

It was truly magnificent. But it makes me wonder what kind of elaborate revenge Elton John will take....

I don't even mind Leonardo DiCaprio, but I just wanted him to lose so, so, much. And for Mad Max to win Best Picture. But I'm one of those people who can't have nice things.

Because if she were ever photographed straight on, everyone would realize that one of her eyes is four times the size of the other.

A former coworker used to always put her hand on her hips in every photo we took, which was a lot because we work PR, even if it means jabbing the other women in the ribs. She was as skinny as Giuliana.

Apparently it was made for her, which is just egregious.

I feel like I missed the memo on flattering photo poses. I typically have the posture of Mr Burns in photos

I’m a guy—a gay one, but still a guy—so I never get the hands-on-hip poses for women in sleeveless gowns. It makes them seem even more emaciated than they truly are, in my opine. Maria Menounos has a nice, natural stance that accentuates the dress quite nicely, but the other two look as if their limbs were forcibly…

Omg my best boyfriends!