You know what Kanye’s response reminds me of? Have you ever seen EdTv?? The movie where Matthew Mcconaughey is the center of the first ever reality show?? His brother’s (Woody Harrelson) ex girlfriend goes on the show and says about Harrelson, “he was a bad lay...A VERY BAD LAY”. Then like 3 days later, Harrelson…
Omnibuswithconsiderationforeveryone
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Some married guy told me he wrote in a song that he thinks him and I might have sex, the words out of my mouth would be, “are you fucking on drugs? Or are you just wicked fucking dumb.”
This one is:
Okay fair enough, but writing this without smelling salts was a challenge and I’m not responsible for any errors
Ellie, here for you in this trying time but just cause it’s not morning here doesn’t mean it’s not morning wherever Ansel is (heaven).
Right?!?! Oh the cliched “promising young man” bullshit. Is the fact that he was good at sportsing part of the story? Sure. Throw it in the story and give it a couple sentences, maybe even a paragraph. Then devote the rest of the fucking article to the lives of the victims that he has ruined, devastated, and forever…
I got kicked out of Girl Scout’s :( :(
How else would he control her? I mean, a man raised by a feminist mother and who has sisters, knows what's best for a woman.
Gosh, Luke. If you've been so wronged by Kesha, surely you could just cancel her contract and wash your hands of her. Unless you enjoy prolonging contact with her against her will.
they look like really dull Disney Princes and I’m so down for it.
Oh my god they’re such aggressively boring-looking white dudes. I honestly think that stubble is spray-painted on.
Yes, the fucking Steubenville rape apologists have found a new cause. I saw this on pinterest and it was so right on about what happened:
It’s a little more than “not exactly what happened.”
So what percentage of that mug do we think was whiskey
IS FLOSSIE GON’ HAVE TO SLAP A BITCH?
What is the worth of a woman? What is the worth of her body, her safety, her heart, her career? And once you…
I’ve heard of Erin Brocovich. I’ve never heard about any massive chemical leaks in West Virginia. Who’s really in need of the attention whoring?
Nice try Jezebel, but I know Erin Brokovich is just a movie character!
when is the tar and feathering of Gov. Snyder scheduled to happen? I’d like to set the DVR.
one of my favorite aidy tweets