I got the last 4 bars of the soprano line of Mozart piece I sang/loved from my ribs and around my hip bone. I still like the idea of it... and it looked really good... when I was still skinny and didn’t have stretch marks from a **failed** pregnancy.

That is the grossest thing.

So. He’s just another straight white handsome guy who knows best.

...maybe look into marooning yourself on an island without any rules and govern yourself like Lord of the Flies or The Beach ...

Honestly what makes me sad is that if she felt like she needed psychological help from a professional, her participation in Scientology would prevent her from getting it.

Even that particular example depends on the scenario - ie, if my friend asked me if she looked OK and we were getting ready to go somewhere, I might tell her that maybe that outfit isn’t the most flattering and then work out what would be better.

I think there’s nearly always a way to tell the truth in such a way that you can avoid hurting feelings...

I’m OK with fashion snarking at the Oscars as long as body shaming stays out of it.

Bouillabaisse has shellfish!?

Look up “long pig” and you’ll know why some people are too disgusted to eat pork.

Just so you know, I’m sure you don’t intend it this way, but saying “I’m not a feminist, I’m an EGALITARIAN” is something men’s rights apologists do to dismiss feminism as something that’s no longer relevant.

Hahaha. I just wasn’t entirely sure if it was supposed to be a “the french are cowards” joke or something else...

Huh? I’m American.

Morsel?

I am more than happy if Tom wants to lead the way in correcting the imbalance.

In the doctor’s defense - a huge rash on your back can be an indicator of some nasty illnesses.

Lol - direct them to the open bar, I guess.

Sending out my wedding invites next week... totally gonna send one to the Obamas.

It’s typically because they don’t believe I’m in pain, or keep asking me the same medication questions over and over without ever updating the list, cut me off and say “I KNOW” when I try to mention something, treat my like an idiot when I ask questions... and on and on.

Well then don’t get all pissed with me when I can’t answer all of your medical history questions because my mind is consumed with the pain.