Just what Americans need, more excuses for being fat. Eating less and exercising more has worked since forever, just fucking do it you fat pigs.

Don’t worry, those RN skills will come in handy when you’re wiping his ass for him when he’s 33.

Nascar is gay

Well according to Amy Schumer she was probably asking for it:

Anyone named Riley is a cunt and should kill themselves. Fact.

Have we concluded that this was indeed done by Hamilton Nolan?

die pig

>Wonder how it all could have played out if he could have kicked the habit.

He’d write shit(tier) music, doomed to be relegated to the grocery stores of America?

meh

Nope, I have a real job.

>>Secondly, and keeping the aforementioned context in mind: bartending is fucking hard, exhausting work

Yeah it’s crazy how they dressed up someone as a ref so that they could have ALL THE CALLS go their way! durrrrrr

You sound like Rex Ryan.

No you didn’t.

Did you even read the follow-up?

>color man Joe Rogan

Maybe he hates his family.

Grimey!

And you’re part of the problem.

Sounds like Richard Grupe got plenty of Polish during his time with the Nazis.