oh the humanity. get a grip.

She was asking for it. Seriously.

It’s about time somebody got to second base in that stadium....

This is news? A dude grabs a chick's boob and it makes deadspin? I had a dollar for every time my wife slapped my hands off her books I'd be a rich man

If she doesn't want to be groped why does she have those big tits?

Is your keyboard broken?

I don’t agree but this is still funny. Carry on.

I wonder how long he pondered blowing people up.

No.

appropo - Kanye West looks like a level 1 RPG character

the point in the article was about that you have women ‘leering’ at men in a restaurant. It’s not like those women would enjoy staring at men’s groins in speedos during dinner.

But again, I have to ask: If you thought the women were earning a decent living, why did you feel compelled to tip at such a high rate?

When pressed for comment, the mayor retreated to her bridge where she belched fireballs and threw hammers at anyone who tried to save the princess.

Republican Party?

The fact that he hasn’t been shot would disagree.

So people who share your skin tone are not allowed to define themselves as they choose because you share a similar skin tone. Where have I heard this argument before?

I see “the new black” as trying to move on from racism by not holding onto it. I think that comes easier to people who don’t have to personally deal with racism, ie rich people. I equate it to a wealthy white person not knowing what its like to be a poor white person on welfare. The rich don’t owe anything to the rest…

I TOLD the classroom doctor (via anonymous question that was more of a leading question) that this could happen in my sex ed class 20 years ago. He brushed it off as impossible and/or a very silly question. SUCK IT DR. CARLSON!