“So I doubt if there was any inherent racism in making a game entirely, they probably never even thought about it...”

“Large size in Japan means it fits most size smalls here in the states”

Can we just stop pretending heavily multiplayer games launching without hiccups is a reasonable expectation?

ITT: Lots of salty as fuck broke gamers who lack perspective on reality due to their obsession with their own person worldview.

“If a game can be made more fun at absolutely zero cost to the developer...” But there’s literally nothing you can add to a game at zero cost. Everything costs. Ten seconds of work costs.

Seriously! It always makes me laugh to see people complaining about how DLC is obviously money grabbing ploy to sell you less content for me when less than ten years ago console gamers were collectively bemoaning how PC gamers get expansions to their favorite games and console gamers didn’t....

People seriously have no fucking sense of perspective.

Seriously. These arguments can always be boiled down to the essentials of, “I don’t like it when other people have things that I don’t. Even if those things don’t matter.”

“Simulated accomplishments.” This. A Thousand times this. I can’t count the number of times I’ve read some pathetic screed about developers not ‘respecting players efforts/work/achievements etc’ and I’m just like...are we engaged in the same activity AT ALL? We’re playing fucking games, not working. Fuck.

Yeah, best of luck getting a bank to rollback a two year old charge XD

This. A thousand fucking times this. So tired of seeing people in my age category act *exactly* as embarrassingly horrified by advances in technology and changes in society as the older generations they once decried without the smallest inkling of the irony.

VERY MISLEADING THUMBNAIL PATRICIA. *ANGRILY WRITES LETTER TO EDITOR, SOBS*

They like it because it feeds into their power fantasies. It’s pretty gross.

ITT: Same lazy joke 10x

Thank baby jesus for our virtuous hero holding big media’s feet to the fire! LizLemonEyeroll.gif

Thank baby jesus for our virtuous hero holding big media’s feet to the fire! LizLemonEyeroll.gif

How is this article not named 8 Simple Rules For Shilling My Teenage Video Game?

I’m just generally super excited about this. The world needs more pokemon spinoffs forever. It’d be dope if this did well, and they eventually ret conned the whole pokemon talking thing. It would open the ssetting / development / multimedia possibilities immensely.

But it *is* the voice I always dreamed would!!!!!!

This is clearly the absolute pinnacle of human achievement, and I for one am truly grateful to have lived to witness its glory.

I’m not one to play the “I’ve never even heard of that game before!” card (generally I’ve heard of most console games, I’m fairly attentive) but I have seriously literally never in my life heard of those games.