No, you’re just a fully grown child. As are your friends, I imagine.

I don’t understand for the life of me how a can could read ‘Rehab’ on the side and a person’s response could be, “Hey, that thing there, I should totally drink it.”

Good, evil, and <s>mild pouting</s> the first pair of esports team captains I would totally let eiffel tower me.

Right, but the cost / range of uses for a refrigerator isn’t a useful point of comparison because *humans need food to survive*. Comparing a luxury to a necessity is absent-minded silliness at best.

This fine ass Zach Quinto lookin bruh on the right thoooooo! I can’t even watch this rn he got me feelin some type a way

#JustBaraThings

Join Reddit’s /fireteams sub. During vanilla I just played with IRL friends. When Taken King came out and I got back into the game, discovered /fireteams, and suddenly made a ton of friends to play with.

*proffers a monogrammed silk kerchief for wiping one’s sweet, delicious tears*

*proffers a monogrammed silk kerchief for wiping one’s sweet, delicious tears*

#BringBackOurKojimas?

I was always quietly disappointed that Gato didn’t have more relevance as the game went on.

Don’t feel torn. It’s a bunch of neogaf / Tumblr circlejerk rumor mongering with no actual basis in reality.

OMGLOB yas pleeeeeeease tommyt04@gmail.com

I’ve been waiting for a sale on these guys. I’ve been cracking out on Destiny of late and it’s starting to get to my eyes. Not a moment too soon!

I’ve been waiting for a sale on these guys. I’ve been cracking out on Destiny of late and it’s starting to get to my…

Siri, what is a firing squad?

Congrats on causing other people a pain in the ass.

You’re welcome!

Yesssss, Internet crybabies, cry your sweet tears, that Eris Morn might feast upon them!!!

Neither of those Note tablets are showing up at the prices listed.

Neither of those Note tablets are showing up at the prices listed.

y u do dis? le sob

Bummer! Thanks for the update though!

Bummer! Thanks for the update though!