Have you heard his latest bore-fest of an album? He's gotten staaaaaale….

The uncle that remembers my birthday or the one that I couldn't hang out with until I was 18 years old?

Correct

When you get older it's harder to give a shit about wizards…

Your aunty is a twat…

Don't you mean "replaceMUNNt"?

To be fair, it was a bang bus notification…

Dibs

He didn't?

Apparently I was a racist little kid. Always thought Arsenio Hall was on Designing Women…

Hard to pick one Wire character to drink with(I want my own detectives wake), but I'd definitely say 5th season McNulty. I could be down with crime scene tampering.

You forgot mcnutty.

I yearn for a time before the phrase "when the 'm' stood for music" didn't make me roll my eyes…

I wish someone would send this redesign on a trip to Belize…

Actually, at this point, I'm pretty sure I need no more cowbell…

Waiting for Dan Harmon to chime in here with an eloquent rebuttal

Why does this make me love them and the show even more now?

Jay and Kenan won't put a dress on? Quick, get Terran Killam and some shoe polish…

So dude? When I was 13 I was interviewing acts like papa roach and korn(can't produce the backwards "r"), or at least I pretended to in my closet…

At least there haven't been any Michael Jackson stories for a while