Sure, here you go.

His wife shot him. Take the rest of the day off and vow to do better tomorrow.

‘The Cavs would have *really* sucked without Lebron’ isn’t much of a case.

The problem with underwater hockey is that it’s just 12 players encased in ice. Not great TV.

He has Mickey Mantle’s swing.....and his knees.

Chances he gets a hit before Jon Lester: 1 to 2

Maybe the umpire brought up marriage equality

Hot in Cleveland

Dear NBC Executives:

Excellent. That means I’m not being the worst kind of pedantic.

No, the man in the song is in Brussels, not from it. The lead-in from that verse to the chorus is “And he said, “I come from a land down under...”

In light of the context, can I propose Blattshit crazy?

Given the context, I think Blattshit would have been appropriate.

You’ve earned it...

That’s Amare

How many were injured when the ambulance crashed into the hedge?

Still not as strange as the Maryland court system, where Ray Rice walked on one strike.

These pace of play rules have gone too far.

Bitch-in Camero

The moment the tail falls remains the funniest thing I have ever seen and I can’t really explain why