Bitch-in Camero

The moment the tail falls remains the funniest thing I have ever seen and I can’t really explain why

“None of these approaches resonated with the Samueli’s vision for a classic but sophisticated update with a color scheme that showed competitive toughness and a tie to Orange County

Must have been somebody charging the mound.

Sometimes people have different experiences in the world.

You’ve clearly never worked at a Barnes & Noble.

This is my favorite thing in sports.

Wexler. Family name or not, your friends are assholes. But, I loved watching you in the long jump.

Checked the greys just to make sure someone had done this.

if you believe a widespread campaign of silence and complicity is a more logical explanation than one set of transposed letters.

MY HUSBAND SAYS CHIPOL-TAY. i used to try and be nice and not correct him, just pronounce it properly, but finally i started correcting him. the first few times he would say “That’s what I said!” even though it WASN’T what he said. now he knows, he just can’t stop himself, the poor dear. Like how he says…

Also, your dog isn’t your baby, you freaks.

I guess someone hit the Boss Button on his career.

They thought Yordano Ventura was pitching tonight.

We get it all done while you are getting ready in the bathroom

“The shots! There were six of them! That’s extreme.”

Look, I can't stop buying D-Rose gear, my job requires a suit and tie.

I am a life long Minnesota sports fan all of my hopes and dreams have long since been crushed and I expect all of my teams to fail. It’s not an easy existence here in looserville USA but we make due.

Why am I not surprised that Arizona still maintains a seating system based on color.

He should just swing at anything pitched down the centaur