Wasn’t this the guy who spent months bragging about how his immense wealth would mean he could entirely self-fund his campaign and wouldn’t need to rely on donations from anybody?

One must crawl before one breaks into a full sprint.

Hence, these features will not be turned on for quite a while, but with the hardware now onboard, they will be in a passive learning mode.

Calm down, people. It’s not meant to be 100% error free yet. Were you 100% error free as a 16 year old with a Learner’s Permit?

And…

The best athlete in Detroit is always the Wings backup goalie.

He’s got the best words. Like “fiction-lies” He’s really reaching for the top of the shelf for these zingers. :/

Honestly, after Brexit it’s just nice to spend some time yelling at a different country’s politicians.

I’m going to assume less than people kill.

“Yep, the most bullshit garbage baby vomit strategy in the book.” i know this was written sarcastically but i hate how the community pretty much does talk this way.

Iodized for your health.

In all honesty, why not just build a new better-architected version on the side? One that can support APIs, server browsers, cross-platform play, and any other big fan-requested items the current architecture can’t seemingly support?

“ have to be told again and again that unionization is in their best interests”

That must be a real shitty tv if she’s “upgrading” to Plasma.

All my excess live in Texas.

Ophthalmologist: Something wrong?

So at what point can we start seriously talking about how we really shouldn’t be a single country?

1. Danny Trejo.

Fortunately/unfortunately, we here in The Philippines don’t really have somebody like John Oliver. We could have had a different president, or at least gotten a more active discussion.

Now, now. You know the title of Satan is reserved for Hillary. See also: demon, antichrist (or wait, was that Obama?), devil, etc.