2-door Hatchback, please! *he says between sobs*

So apparently the NBA is taking a cue from the UFC and creating ridiculous, completely unrealistic “beef” to drum up publicity?

Progressives didn’t lose, Democrats did. Progressives “lost” in the primaries because of our ridiculous two-party system and the Dems’ stubborn support of Clinton.

Also, go fuck yourself.

Yes, but that also means they’ re ignorant and weak-willed. They WILL cave to pressure, if enough is applied.

I hate 2016

Yeah, I saw that comment he made about being “humble.” It’s so ridiculous, I’m not sure if it’s trolling or not.

I hate LeBron James more than I hate Tom Brady - and that’s saying something.

For a single person with no debt and no bills? Do I really need to answer that question for you?

Let facts and reason not stop his defensive anger.

While I agree in spirit, this is far from “casual” - this is “holy shit, I can’t believe they said that out loud.” This is the kind of thing that gives you a visceral reaction in your gut because it’s so horrendous.

Actually, my issue with Mayweather is that he’s an unrepentant misogynistic abusive piece of shit, but it’s 2016, so I can’t even tell if you’re trolling or not.

God, I hope you’re not a cop. I’m assuming you support this kind of shit in all professions, right?

Jezebel posts preachy, self-righteous drivel! This shocking story, and more, at 11!

I read this exchange in Rick and Morty’s voice.

Unless you go nuts, 1300-1400 can build you an awesome computer. An i7 will run you 300-400, a good video card 250-350, SSDs aren’t too expensive and RAM is hella cheap.

This is a gloriously-looped gif. It’s almost seamless. Also, for those concerned for the raccoon, it was mauling the guy’s tiny dog, which is why it was tossed with such gusto.

As someone who’s in a long-term relationship with a Filipino, I can tell you that all but the most dim-witted have been sick of this chump for years. I was rooting for him against Mayweather, but only because Mayweather is such a contemptible piece of shit.

*sigh* Sure, dude - you got it. Be sure to email your concerns to Tesla - and all the other car manufacturers in recent memory who have done all-glass or mostly-glass roofs. I’m sure the job offers will come pouring in post haste.

This article and all the idiot comments underneath it: 2016 in a nutshell.

Exactly - homeboy was doing fine before fatty jumped in. Generally speaking, when interrupting a fight between a professional boxer and a coach, you should probably be more concerned with disrupting the man whose job it is to punch other people’s faces in.