I know I feel so dirty...like I’ve taken a bath with a falafel or something.

Moral relativism at its finest.

Berniebro now supporting Hillary reporting in.

Her speech, with its references to Seneca Falls and all the history that came before, was in perfect tune.

My absolute favorite part of the show:

If it’s hand gesticulations I might be in a coma after the first half hour. Hell, Sander’s pointer fingers alone could do it.

There are better STD ads to choose from, c’mon

Contouring has never managed to raise my nose two inches from where it formerly ended. Funny, that.

I suppose we should just ignore the African elephants being poached as well, since it’s mostly non-white people poaching them. There's a difference between racial sensitivity and racial hyper-sensitivity.

Dorinda is temperamentally more suited to the New Jersey franchise.

SO MUCH TO UNPACK HERE.

“history of liberal violence”

This is truly bizarre.

The black dude on the right is currently saying to himself, “I have made so, so many mistakes.”

Having worked in zoos for 7 years in my life, and having personally known Stacey, maybe I can add some of my own experience.

You’ve taking the musty anti-clinton republican playbook and given it a lefty shine. Hope you’re proud!

Egg?

My cat punched me in the eye once. Without claws. So for like a month, I had 1/3 of a normal-sized black eye going on, and had to tell everyone I was punched by a cat.