how are these things the "most college things ever?" college kids aren't spending $35 to $50 on a fucking cutting board. they're more likely trying to avoid getting fingers rammed up their asses during pledge week.

or you could live another 50 years and see this:

We should work on three separate tracks for space exploration.

What would be the limit from a current physiology perspective? i.e if you started with Dennis Kimetto as a base and swapped in all the best known 'bits' from other existing humans – so the strongest known heart, most red blood cells recorded, refined the skeletal structure within today's parameters, the best muscle…

Very cool.. but why the F*** do they make you want to eat crayons?

*Jizzed in my pressurized flight suit

More like 200 max! It's just a typo on the Gizmodo-author's part. The actual quote they listed says it's a Boeing 737-900 (where the 900 refers to the model number, not how many people it holds).

I'm pretty sure a 737 can't carry 900 passengers...

A Space Shuttle.

Completely useless for any practical purpose, but I really get a kick out of imagining the look on the face of the archaeologist who finally digs it up.

This poster:

A modern pharmacy...

Great article!!!