I used to think evangelical “Christians” were just misguided. Now I think they’re cultists. We’re not moving in the right direction.

I was in the same boat growing up. Sometimes our church would have “fall celebrations” on Halloween so kids wouldn’t succumb to sin, but no one was allowed to dress up.

I am 32. I consider myself a strong ass woman. Not a victim. NEVER a victim. But what is shocking, and humbling about this entire election is the fact that other women are speaking out about things that I have just accepted in my life as part of being a woman, and that I’ve forgotten about until now. I truly forgot…

Holy moly I love your username.

Are you my mom perhaps? Cuz that’s some next level martyr shit right there. I do get what you mean. I do. It’s hard to be a single parent and provide in all the ways kids need it. But there is a difference between being drained and trying to actively balance everything that needs done and take care of your mental…

Having lived through my share of this type of experience in school, I make sure to emphasize to my kids repeatedly that if they need the bathroom for WHATEVER reason, get up and go. I give no fucks about teacher authority when it comes to needing the facilities. I tell the kids to take care of their bodies and I'll…

I was seeing one of my longtime best guy friends (whom I'd kissed a couple times over the course of our friendship, but had just started, like, being with in any more significant capacity). He told me that he loved me quickly. The whole thing was very intense. I'd been hearing rumors from mutual friends that he was…

I really don't get all the hated toward Lena Dunham in the comments. There are annoying people in the world. She may very well be one of them. She owns who she is and confident, even though I suspect she knows that she's annoying. That's pretty cool in my book. As far as I'm concerned anyone who does as much as she…

she's our clueless, entitled interlocutor

Every year I tell myself the Oscars don't really matter (like, 90% of the voting panel is old, male, and white) but I still get frustrated when certain films don't get the recognition they deserve.

Well shit, now they have to re-write the whole fifth season of Downton Abbey.

Oh, you're That Person at the party. The one who wants to pull the "offensive cards" so the game doesn't hurt your fee fees.

I once went out with a guy who said he was a writer, and since I'm also a writer, I asked who some of his favorite authors were. He said,

gonna steal "Pharisaical motherfuckers" for my own use, thanks

Materialism is actually a fascinating concept. The eternal God took on a material body, something we can touch and see. That's a miracle! And so it's right that our Christmas isn't just some religious idea in our heads and in our hearts that we think about and get goosebumps over. It should be able to download into…

THIS.

Guys try to kick random game. They just do.

Because what we CLEARLY need is more examples of men being fully dressed juxtaposed with naked women who are only there for sex.

Dear JT, in the future please just stick to SNL. Fanks.