When angry, Arsène grows to three times his normal size, as long as he’s wearing a puffy jacket.

Wow, you sound fun to work for.

Came here to say this exactly. If one of my colleagues walks up to another colleague and beats the crap out of them, then there’s an investigation into what happens and someone (lets say a reporter) asks me if it’s a distraction in preparing for my upcoming sales meeting, than I’m going to say “yes, obviously it…

yes it does.

The other quoted text in the headline is from Self himself. “Distraction” was originally brought up by a reporter (at least as far as the text of the Deadspin piece makes it sound; I haven’t listened to the press conference audio). So yes, the headline does suggest exactly what lovintheorange said.

If you read what Self said, it’s pretty clear he acknowledges that any “distraction” was less important than the seriousness of the allegations. Nick, are you bad at reading comprehension or is just that you went to Duke? I’m sorry, maybe I repeated myself.

As a Bernie supporter that was realistic enough to vote for Hillary “just in case” (even though I live in California and there was basically no way it would matter here): yeah, keep pushing the DNC line about how Bernie and Stein supporters fucked all of us. They were definitely the *real* problem. /s

Weird. Not a Trump supporter, but I just look at my Charles Schwab account to see how market growth benefits me. I’d assume some of them do the same.

Nobody knows what the heck that stock market will do next.

Charles Barkley was a phenomenal player in Philly and Phoenix, even with the occasional blowup. Why wouldn’t you want him?

Deadspin definitely didn’t get owned by Ted goddamn Cruz.

Duke Lacrosse got wrongly persecuted by a DA seeking reelection. Not protected.

back atcha, bro

Your right to peaceful assembly does not over-rule others right to peaceful use of the highways though.

This is blasphemy by Deadspin standards, but bat flips are stupid. Not for showing up the pitcher, they are just stupid in general.